- Cyler Johnson: Come on, Tony. She's doin' it for us. Now you know that. I mean, if this guy can get us next to a big record producer in London... huh?
- Tony Villicana: This guy couldn't put you next to Bozo the Clown. And besides, I'm the manager. I'm supposed to do the negotiating.
- Paco Rodriguez: Oh, yeah, man, like you, uh, negotiated this job yourself, spillin' drinks in people's laps.
- [Tony pushes Dickie into the pool]
- Pam Davidson: See Dickie take a dunkie.
- Bill Maxwell: You know, there are times when I could almost change my mind about Villicana.