- Ralph Hinkley: Bill, save me some cake!
- [Ralph flies off]
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: You guys do this a hundred times! I only get married once! What am I gonna tell my daddy?
- Bill Maxwell: Everybody has their little disappointments, right, boys?
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: You think this is funny. I don't even think I'm married!
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: You know I can't wait to see the videotape of the ceremony.
- Ralph Hinkley: Oh. Yeah. We're probably the only couple in American whose wedding photos will look like a fire drill.
- Pam Davidson Hinkley: Yeah, but then you're probably the only groom in America who saved the world between the wedding ceremony and the reception.