Green Acres (TV Series)
Eb's Romance (1968)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Eb wants him to co-sign for his engagement ring] I don't sign anything unless I know what it is.
Eb Dawson : If I tell you want it is, you won't sign it.
Lisa Douglas : I'll sign it!
Eb Dawson : Thanks Mom!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Will you stop calling her Mom!
Eb Dawson : Well, if I call her Dad, you'll get jealous.
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Eb Dawson : You only get engaged once.
Lisa Douglas : Who told you that!