- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [Eb wants him to co-sign for his engagement ring] I don't sign anything unless I know what it is.
- Eb Dawson: If I tell you want it is, you won't sign it.
- Lisa Douglas: I'll sign it!
- Eb Dawson: Thanks Mom!
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Will you stop calling her Mom!
- Eb Dawson: Well, if I call her Dad, you'll get jealous.