Green Acres (TV Series)

Lisa the Psychologist (1971)

Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney

Quotes 

• Eustace Charleton Haney : [trying to sell a psychologist's couch]  Junk? I'll have you know this is the very couch used by that famous psychoanalyst Sigmund Frood.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Sigmund Frood?

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Or, "Siggy Baby" as Marie Antoinette used to call him. She was his first patient, ya know.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : They weren't even around at the same time!

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Oh, they was very careful not to be seen together, but many's a time "Siggy" psychoed Marie on this very couch.