Green Acres (TV Series)
Our Son, the Barber (1968)
J. Pat O'Malley: Windy Hinkle
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Quotes
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Windy Hinkle : [Arnold the pig arrives oinking just as Oliver gets in the barber's chair] I'm sorry. Mr. Douglas. Arnold is next.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : What?
Windy Hinkle : Well, he - he called for an appointment.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : How could he call?
Windy Hinkle : He won't take too long. You see, all he gets is a bay rum spray. Keeps him dainty.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : He can wait a few minutes to be dainty. I'm next!
[to Arnold]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Sit down. Read a magazine.