Victor Yerrid: Tardy Turtle

Quotes 

• Gil Bender : [Gil is trying to find out who urinated in the network representative's car during a party]  Who's the comic genius who took a wiz in Alison's car last night?

  Dottie Sunshine : Oh my God, that's horrible.

  Warren DeMontague : Well, I can't believe it. Who could be so immature?

  Junction Jack : Well, at least she has, uh, bucket seats.

  [laughter from the crew] 

  Gil Bender : Look, I'm serious. Whoever did this, you're in big trouble.

  Count Blah : You said "urine"... blah.

  [more laughter] 

  Gil Bender : I'm not kidding. She's really pissed. OK, OK, y'know what, laugh. But you'll be caught eventually.

  Tardy Turtle : [in his characteristic, slow, dim-witted delivery]  He said e-ven-tual-ly! Eeeeeh.