- Gil Bender: [Gil is trying to find out who urinated in the network representative's car during a party] Who's the comic genius who took a wiz in Alison's car last night?
- Dottie Sunshine: Oh my God, that's horrible.
- Warren DeMontague: Well, I can't believe it. Who could be so immature?
- Junction Jack: Well, at least she has, uh, bucket seats.
- [laughter from the crew]
- Gil Bender: Look, I'm serious. Whoever did this, you're in big trouble.
- Count Blah: You said "urine"... blah.
- [more laughter]
- Gil Bender: I'm not kidding. She's really pissed. OK, OK, y'know what, laugh. But you'll be caught eventually.
- Tardy Turtle: [in his characteristic, slow, dim-witted delivery] He said e-ven-tual-ly! Eeeeeh.