- Baron Von Ghoulish: What have you done? Do you realize that I'll be picking ash out of my bedroom carpet for eternity?
- Mandy: Didn't I just destroy you?
- Baron Von Ghoulish: You staked a little too far to the left. Hit my trusty vacuum cleaner. Besides, you don't want the Head Vampire. You want the Head Head Vampire.
- Mandy: The Head Head Vampire?
- Baron Von Ghoulish: Yes, they did this whole reorganization thing a couple of hundred years ago. Doesn't make much sense to me. And what was I talking about? Oh, yes, yes! The Head Head Vampire. I think he was here for my Labor Day soiree. I definitely remember him if I saw him.
- Mandy: If he spilled something on your rug, I'd bet you remember what he looks like.
- Baron Von Ghoulish: Filth!
- Mandy: Well, sorry about the mess. Come on, Grim. Christmas is cancelled unless we can destroy the Head Head Vampire.
- Grim: See you, Baron. We're off to save Christmas.
- Baron Von Ghoulish: Save Christmas? Wait, wait, wait! Can I go with you? I've always wanted to save Christmas! Ever since I was a boy!
- [flashback]
- Baron Von Ghoulish: Someday, I'm going to save Christmas.
- Mandy: Sorry. You can't come. You'd be dead weight.
- Grim: Undead weight. Hahahaha!
- Baron Von Ghoulish: Aw, please!
- Grim: Come on, Mandy. I've always wanted to save Christmas with a vampire sidekick ever since I was a little boy.
- [flashback]
- Grim: Someday, I'll save Christmas with a vampire!
- Santa Skarr: And what do you want Santa to bring you, Cassie?
- Cassie: A cool pair of wings so I can fly!
- Santa Skarr: Yes. And Santa wants another $1.50 an hour, but apparently he's not getting that either! See Cassie, deception is also a gift.
- Mrs. Claus: Billy, you are the only one who's ever offered me any help. You're the only one who's ever given me any respect.
- [pause]
- Billy: Do we have pie?