Grim & Evil (TV Series)

Grim or Gregory/Search and Estroy/Something Stupid This Way Comes (2002)

Phil LaMarr: Hector Con Carne

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Quotes 

• Hector Con Carne : A plasma electro disintegrate to dust phaser! That was my idea!

  General Skarr : His is better.

• Hector Con Carne : I hate that guy. He really burns me up!

  Estroy : Hello, neighbor. How did you enjoy my little... light-show?

  Hector Con Carne : Estroy. What do you want, bucket-face?

  Estroy : Please, Hector. I come in peace. I want to bury the hatchet, buddy.

  Hector Con Carne : I know exactly where to bury the hatchet.

  Estroy : I want to let bygones be bygones and to invite you to dinner.

  Hector Con Carne : Dinner, eh?

  [Thinking] 

  Hector Con Carne : This will give me a chance to try to steal Estroy's next plan and use it myself.

  [Out loud] 

  Hector Con Carne : I will gladly accept your gracious invitation.

  Estroy : Oooh, then, its a date. Umm, I mean... dinner-meat... thing.

• Estroy : Who is it?

  Hector Con Carne : It's us, Estroy.

  Estroy : What do you want?

  Hector Con Carne : You invited us over for din...

  Estroy : No, I didn't!

  Hector Con Carne : Just let us in!

• Estroy : Welcome. I'm glad you can make it. Where's Skarr?

  Hector Con Carne : One of his pigeons is sick. So, he had to stay home.

  General Skarr : [Climbing up Skull Island]  Stupid secret plans. Always at the top of three hundred feet of sheer, stupid, cliff face!

• Estroy : So, tell me, Major Doctor Ghastly. Honestly, why do you continue to stay with old bear-brain over there? I would love to have you on my staff.

  Hector Con Carne : Excuse me. Is this a dinner or some kind of recruitment drive?

• Hector Con Carne : So, tell me, Estroy. Why did you ask us for dinner tonight?

  Estroy : Well, quite simply, I was hoping that perhaps we could... join forces.

  Hector Con Carne : A partnership?

  Estroy : That's not exactly what I had in mind. I was looking for a new... sidekick.

  Hector Con Carne : WHAT? I'm not going to sit here and be insulted while eating lousy food!

  Stomach : Actually, it's quite exquisite.

  Hector Con Carne : Ghastly! We're leaving.

  Estroy : [to Ghastly]  Please... consider my... offer.

  Hector Con Carne : GHASTLY!

  [Ghastly leaves] 

  Estroy : Crud.

• Hector Con Carne : I really hate that guy!

  General Skarr : Hector! I found Estroy's latest plans. He's planning to build an indestructible Poke-Digi Tank that will allow the wielder to dominate the world.

  Hector Con Carne : Quickly, Ghastly! We must construct this Poke-Digi Tank immediately! I am going to beat Estroy to the punch this time, and it will be Hector Con Carne who will take over the world!

• Hector Con Carne : I really, REALLY hate that guy!