- Bailiff: This court is now in session. The honorable Judge Bukowski will preside over this court. The State versus Hector Con Carne. His guilt or innocence will be determined by a jury of his peers.
- Judge Bukowski: The prosecutor may present his case.
- Cod Commando: Blah blah blah blah blah blah!
- Major Dr. Ghastly: Uh-oh. Cod Commando!
- Hector Con Carne: My arch-enemy! He stinks!
- General Skarr: Sir, can I get you some popcorn?
- Hector Con Carne: Boskov and I would love some!
- General Skarr: Be right back.
- Hector Con Carne: Skarr, hurry up with that popcorn!
- General Skarr: Here we are, sir. Fresh popcorn. Help yourself.
- [Boskov eats some popcorn while Skarr silently laughs to himself and leaves the couch]
- Newscaster: We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin. Hector Con Carne, the world's 23rd most wanted criminal is still at large.
- Hector Con Carne: That's me!
- Newscaster: The maniacal disembodied brain is known for his world domination plots, jewel heists, and gum-ball machine smashings. The FBI is offering a huge cash reward. Just call 1-555-STOP-BAD to help us arrest this lunatic.