- Hoss Delgado: So there I was, facing 12 feet poop elves. Didn't have anywhere to run...
- Principal Goodvibes: Um, excuse me, but how could they be elves if they were 12 feet tall?
- Hoss Delgado: It was a leap year.
- Principal Goodvibes: But, that still doesn't explain...
- Hoss Delgado: You sharpshooting me, Goodpudding?
- Principal Goodvibes: Uh, I was just...
- Hoss Delgado: Are you stepping in my cornflakes?
- Principal Goodvibes: No, I was just...
- Hoss Delgado: Lemme tell you something about stepping into people's cornflakes... it's a weird way to eat cornflakes.
- Eris: Do you like lobster, Mr. Goodpoop?
- Principal Goodvibes: It's Good*vibes*, and yes, I love lobster.
- Eris: How about giant alien zombie lobster?
- Principal Goodvibes: Well, I can't really say I...
- [gasps]
- Principal Goodvibes: [giant lobster picks up a screaming Principal Goodvibes]
- Hoss Delgado: Come on, Goodvibes, out with it! Is our little Remus on the bullet train to Smartsville, or is he riding the slow pony to the rubber forest?
- Principal Goodvibes: Well, I think...
- Hoss Delgado: [pulls out a giant green spork] Think hard.