- Announcer: We now return to "Captain Space Heifer".
- Ninjas: You win this round, Heifer!
- Captain Space Heifer: Yes... I do. But I couldn't have done it without my... Heifer Farms Brand fruit-at-the-bottom all-natural-style yogurt!
- Ninjas: It's partially hydrogenated!
- Captain Space Heifer: QUIET YOU!
- [Captain melts the ninjas with his laser eyes]
- Captain Space Heifer: It's partially hydrogenated. Buy some today. If you don't, I'll melt you, too.
- [He laughs; slight pause]
- Captain Space Heifer: ...I will.