- Festus: Doc, can I go with you? I've ain't never swapped words with no midget before.
- Doc: Well, couple of things you ought to know about midgets, first though.
- Festus: What's that?
- Doc: Don't pick him up.
- Festus: Oh, I wasn't fixin to pick him up Doc.
- Doc: I just didn't want you to do anything stupid, that's all.