- Lute Willis: The marshal's got some funny ideas, Browder. He holds the man who does the hiring just as guilty as the man who does the killing.
- Doc: [Chester howls with pain after hitting his thumb with a hammer] Now that wouldn't have happened if you'd held the hammer with both hands.
- Chester: What do you do, Doc? Go down to Delmonico's so's you can mooch a toothpick so's you can come up here and mooch a cup of coffee?