- Girl #3: Hello. Gee, you're tall.
- Richie Cunningham: Thank you.
- Girl #3: Would you stand right next to me for a minute?
- Richie Cunningham: Sure.
- Girl #3: Thank you.
- Richie Cunningham: It's OK.
- [chuckling]
- Richie Cunningham: Whatcha doin'?
- Girl #3: Shoplifting.
- Richie Cunningham: Why am I standing here?
- Girl #3: You're blocking the store manager's view.
- Richie Cunningham: What if I decided to report you?
- Girl #3: My brother will break your legs.
- Marion Cunningham: Here are some cookies so you won't get cranky on the trip.
- Joanie Cunningham: Well, they're all crushed.
- Marion Cunningham: I know. Every time I go to the supermarket, some old man knocks my cart over.
- Howard Cunningham: If I were you, I wouldn't go to that market anymore.
- Marion Cunningham: I know, I hate that market. This morning, I heard they caught a girl shoplifting.
- Richie Cunningham: Really?
- Marion Cunningham: They're still looking for her accomplice.
- Old Man: You see that cute girl there?
- Richie Cunningham: Yeah.
- Old Man: You want to meet her?
- Richie Cunningham: Yeah.
- Old Man: Knock over her cart.
- Richie Cunningham: Knock over her cart? She's got eggs in there!
- Old Man: Well, you just say, you know... Oh, wait a minute. Hold on here. I gotta go to work. Oh, Miss!
- [he launches his cart toward someone offscreen, and a crash is heard]
- Richie Cunningham: You really shop?
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: No. Little elves bring all that food to my door.
- Shirley Feeney: Um, look, I'm going home now. You think it over. If you want to go out with me again, then, uh, you call me. That way, at least I'll know that it was your idea, OK?
- Richie Cunningham: You mean, if I called you, that you would go out with me?
- Shirley Feeney: Sure. A girl would have to be nuts not to want to go out with a cute kid like you. I'll drive myself home, okay? Laverne can hitch. Good night.
- Richie Cunningham: How about a goodnight kiss?
- Shirley Feeney: You bet!
- Richie Cunningham: Why did you and Laverne get into that fight, anyway?
- Shirley Feeney: Oh, that. When Laverne and I went into the ladies' room, I walked up to her and I said, sweet as you please, "Laverne, you have a mouth like a sewer." Which she does. And she said, "A sewer?" And I said, "Yeah, a sewer!" So she curled up her chubby little hand, and bam!
- [whirls around and accidentally punches Richie]
- Richie Cunningham: That's IT, Fonzie --- I'm gonna become a MONK!
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Nah, don't become a monk --- you'll HATE da HAIR-STYLE.