- Joanie Cunningham: They see how fabulous I am, then I tell them about Los Angeles, what can they say then?
- Richie Cunningham: What can they say? 'Joanie, go to your room!' and then they'll nail the door shut.
- Marion Cunningham: [meeting Leather Tuscadero] Hello, Leather... oh, I get it, Leather and you wear leather outfits.
- Howard Cunningham: Marion, why else WOULD they call her Leather?
- Marion Cunningham: I was afraid to ask.
- Richie Cunningham: [Fonzie has just advised Joanie not to make the same mistakes he made, growing up] You made mistakes?
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: The mistake I made was not my fault!