Happy Days (TV Series)

Jailhouse Rock (1975)

Pat Morita: Arnold

Quotes 

• Potsie Weber : [after getting caught by Officer Kirk]  You think we'll go to jail?

  Kirk : Stick to that story about getting locked in, I got on tales.

  Ralph Malph : No, please. No, not jail. Anything but jail. How 'bout a good beating?

  Richie Cunningham : Ralph...

  Howard Cunningham : [entering the diner with Arnold]  Richard?

  Richie Cunningham : Dad!

  Howard Cunningham : Richard, I was on my way down to the lodge meeting. What happened?

  Kirk : Stop talking to the prisoners. Charges are breaking and entering, violating the curfew, and armed robbery.

  Richie Cunningham : Armed?

  Kirk : You were holding a knife.

  Richie Cunningham : A butter knife.

  Potsie Weber : We told you, we got locked in the bathroom.

  Kirk : So that's why you broke the lock on the John.

  Arnold : Broke my lock? Why you not crawl under?

  Howard Cunningham : Well, how about it, Arnold? Could you have locked them in?

  Arnold : Yeah, I guess so. I don't check the bathrooms. I don't clean them. Why should I check them?

  Kirk : Alright, Arnold. Will you vouch for these kids?

  Arnold : Oh, sure. These guys don't rob me. They're a little crazy. Worse thing they do is kiss my pinball machine.

  Kirk : Sick kids.

  Arnold : I gotta go fix my lock. Look at all this money! I must be the only one that crawls under.

  [enters the bathroom]