Happy Days (TV Series)

Jailhouse Rock (1975)

Anson Williams: Potsie Weber

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Quotes 

• Richie Cunningham : [after getting locked in at Arnold's]  Arnold locked us in!

  Ralph Malph : Doesn't he check the bathrooms?

  Richie Cunningham : He doesn't clean 'em. Why should he check 'em?

  Potsie Weber : Well, there goes the Elvis train.

  Ralph Malph : Will you forget about the Elvis train?

  Potsie Weber : What's with you?

  Ralph Malph : I'm sorry. Guys, I have a confession to make. I get a little paranoid in locked rooms. It makes me very nervous. Once when I was a kid, I got locked in a bathroom, and I flushed a bottle with note in it.

  Potsie Weber : Boy, were you a jerk!

  Ralph Malph : Yeah? How do you think I got out? I'm telling you, I get very nervous. If this gets me crazy, I'm gonna go nuts!

  Richie Cunningham : Ralph, take it easy. It's cool.

  Ralph Malph : If it's cool, why am I sweating?

  Richie Cunningham : Look, we'll just call up Arnold, and he'll come down and let us out. Anybody got any change? I'm out.

  Ralph Malph : I spent my last set on cologne.

  Potsie Weber : Can you break a five?

  Ralph Malph : I can break your nose!

  Richie Cunningham : [checking the phone]  Ah, there's nothing here.

  Ralph Malph : What about the register?

  Richie Cunningham : It's padlocked.

  Ralph Malph : Somebody better do something fast. I think I'm gonna cry.

  Richie Cunningham : We'll break into the jukebox. It's always filled with change.

  Potsie Weber : Wait a minute. Breaking in, I don't that's right, Rich.

  Ralph Malph : That's right! That's right! Break in! Break in!

  Richie Cunningham : Alright.

  [tries to break into the jukebox using a butter knife, to no avail] 

  Richie Cunningham : Oh, man. It's tougher than I thought.

  Potsie Weber : The toilet locked looked easy. Come on, Ralph, let's give it a try.

  Ralph Malph : Just don't lock the door. Please don't lock the door.

  [he and Ralph walk into the bathroom] 

• Richie Cunningham : [after successfully breaking into the jukebox to get change]  Hey, guys! I got the loot!

  Kirk : [entering and turning on the lights, seeing Richie get the change from the jukebox]  Freeze! Don't move!

  Richie Cunningham : [gets his hands in the air and drops the change from the jukebox]  Hi! Uh, what you see happening here is not really what's happening. Uh...

  Potsie Weber : Hey, Rich, sprung the lock like it was nothing...

  [sees Officer Kirk, and runs back into the bathroom] 

  Ralph Malph : [coming out of the bathroom, gets his hands in the air, and drops the change from the toilet lock]  I give up! I give up!

  [Potsie comes out of the bathroom with his hands up] 

  Kirk : [pointing at Ralph]  Ralph...

• Potsie Weber : [after getting caught by Officer Kirk]  You think we'll go to jail?

  Kirk : Stick to that story about getting locked in, I got on tales.

  Ralph Malph : No, please. No, not jail. Anything but jail. How 'bout a good beating?

  Richie Cunningham : Ralph...

  Howard Cunningham : [entering the diner with Arnold]  Richard?

  Richie Cunningham : Dad!

  Howard Cunningham : Richard, I was on my way down to the lodge meeting. What happened?

  Kirk : Stop talking to the prisoners. Charges are breaking and entering, violating the curfew, and armed robbery.

  Richie Cunningham : Armed?

  Kirk : You were holding a knife.

  Richie Cunningham : A butter knife.

  Potsie Weber : We told you, we got locked in the bathroom.

  Kirk : So that's why you broke the lock on the John.

  Arnold : Broke my lock? Why you not crawl under?

  Howard Cunningham : Well, how about it, Arnold? Could you have locked them in?

  Arnold : Yeah, I guess so. I don't check the bathrooms. I don't clean them. Why should I check them?

  Kirk : Alright, Arnold. Will you vouch for these kids?

  Arnold : Oh, sure. These guys don't rob me. They're a little crazy. Worse thing they do is kiss my pinball machine.

  Kirk : Sick kids.

  Arnold : I gotta go fix my lock. Look at all this money! I must be the only one that crawls under.

  [enters the bathroom]