- Dwight Mesmer: Cunningham, what's going on here?
- [as water drips onto the dining room table from above]
- Howard Cunningham: Oh, it's probably nothing. You see, this is an old house, it's just the humidity. Now, if you'll just sign right here...
- [Water then gushes from upstairs into the dining room area, soaking Howard and Mesmer as well as water splashing onto Marion and Joanie]
- Howard Cunningham: [after the water stops dripping] And if you'd be kind enough to initial here...