- Dr. Benton Quest: Since I know he'll never do it himself, I'm going to step right up and toot Mr. Birdman's horn.
- Harvey Birdman: Uh, look, I knew this might be difficult, so I stopped off at the liquor store and got a couple of magazines that I think will explain everything.
- Harvey Birdman: [explaining Race and Dr. Quest's relationship to Jonny Quest and Hadji] Your dad and Race were..."buddies."
- Harvey Birdman: I want you to know that your father loves you both very much.
- Jonny Quest: But he throws like a girl.
- Harvey Birdman: So did Martina Navratilova, but that doesn't mean she wasn't macho in a many other important ways.
- Harvey Birdman: Dr. Quest, tell us a little about your relationship with?
- Dr. Benton Quest: Well, Race and I met one night...
- Harvey Birdman: [gritted teeth] With your *boys*!
- Dr. Benton Quest: Uh... oh! Right!