- [On evolution]
- Myron Reducto: [Opening statement] Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you: Do you think you are descended from... apes? From filthy animals, covered in fur, hair all over their body? Hair that grows back, even if we spend hours each day removing, one by one, any offending follicles from our face or chest or, worst, back? With tweezers or, dare I say, more painful methods like harsh depilatory creams or sugar waxing? FULL BRAZILIAN?
- Harvey Birdman: Peanut, if we're going to win this case, I need proof.
- Peanut: Proof of what?
- Harvey Birdman: Um... evolution?
- [They come across an unnamed governor suspiciously-reminiscent of George Wallace at the schoolhouse gates]
- Peanut: I'd look elsewhere for that...