Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)

SPF (2004)

Gary Cole: Harvey Birdman, Judge Hiram Mightor

Quotes 

• Harvey Birdman : The man's good name. When all is said and done, isn't that all he has? My client, Dingaling...

  [a pregnant pause] 

  Mentok : What?... Oh. Oh! you were expecting a joke there. Too easy! Now, if he'd been Peter Peckapickle von Peenie, née Peter Peenie Peckerpickle; Waldo Lang Schnitzeldong; or Sarah Plain-and-Tall - *any* of those - then we got something!

• Harvey Birdman : Your name was hijacked by a Web site as well?

  Hi Riser : Yes. Yes, it was.

  Harvey Birdman : Tell us the name of that site.

  Hi Riser : Hi Riser dot com.

  Harvey Birdman : And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, there are more. Many more. I give you: Big Duke, Bigger Duke, Quickie, Schnooker, The Magic Rabbit, Fluidman...

  Peanut : [aside]  That would be, "Ew."

  Harvey Birdman : ...Dirty Dog, Motherlode, and Goltar.

  Gallery : [huh?] 

  Harvey Birdman : *And* his Golden Lance.

  Gallery : [gasp!]