- Harvey Birdman: The man's good name. When all is said and done, isn't that all he has? My client, Dingaling...
- [a pregnant pause]
- Mentok: What?... Oh. Oh! you were expecting a joke there. Too easy! Now, if he'd been Peter Peckapickle von Peenie, née Peter Peenie Peckerpickle; Waldo Lang Schnitzeldong; or Sarah Plain-and-Tall - *any* of those - then we got something!
- Harvey Birdman: Your name was hijacked by a Web site as well?
- Hi Riser: Yes. Yes, it was.
- Harvey Birdman: Tell us the name of that site.
- Hi Riser: Hi Riser dot com.
- Harvey Birdman: And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, there are more. Many more. I give you: Big Duke, Bigger Duke, Quickie, Schnooker, The Magic Rabbit, Fluidman...
- Peanut: [aside] That would be, "Ew."
- Harvey Birdman: ...Dirty Dog, Motherlode, and Goltar.
- Gallery: [huh?]
- Harvey Birdman: *And* his Golden Lance.
- Gallery: [gasp!]