Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)
Shaggy Busted (2002)
Gary Cole: Harvey Birdman, Judge Hiram Mightor
Quotes
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Velma Dinkley : [regarding Shaggy and Scooby-Doo] I know the way it looks, Mr. Birdman, but that's just the way they are.
Daphne : Yeah. they always act that way.
Peanut : [ogling Daphne] Oooo. Sprechen Sie sexy...
Harvey Birdman : So you mean to tell me they weren't...
Guard : [walking through scene] Hi.
Fred Jones : Nope. They're just stupid.
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[Fred tears off the monster's mask revealign Old Man Bakov]
Mystery Inc. : Old man Bakov?
Myron Reducto : [outside the courtroom] Back off! BACK OFF!
Bakov : Oh, I would have succeeded too... if it had been for those...
Harvey Birdman : These meddling kids.
Bakov : No! The damn cotton market! Don't you tell me! All these hip-hop rats, damn lively wool wear for crying out loud! Hip-puz, yes... Uh, wait a minute here. What the hell am I... Nobody wears dungarees anymore. So, I did what any sensible framer would do, I switched crops!
Harvey Birdman : OH... So, wait a sec. Are you trying to say...
Bakov : What? SOYBEANS!
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[Harvey approaches Spyro]
Harvey Birdman : Spyro?
Spyro : Hmm?
Harvey Birdman : This seat taken?
Spyro : Pourquoi?
Harvey Birdman : No reason. I just had uh... drama question?
[sits down]
Spyro : This wouldn't have anything to do with those two poltroons you're representing, would it?
Harvey Birdman : Now that you mention it...
Spyro : No deal!
[gets up]
Spyro : Good 'morrow!
Harvey Birdman : Come on, sit down! Let's talk for a minute!
[Spyro sits back down]
Harvey Birdman : So, where did you go to school?
Spyro : Choate.
[shows flashback of students beating up a young Sypro with baseball bats]
Spyro : Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Harvey Birdman : Good school. Still keep in touch with your pals?
Spyro : ...Not really.
Harvey Birdman : And law school?
Spyro : Yale.
[shows flashback of students beating up Sypro with baseball bats]
Spyro : Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
