- Velma Dinkley: [regarding Shaggy and Scooby-Doo] I know the way it looks, Mr. Birdman, but that's just the way they are.
- Daphne: Yeah. they always act that way.
- Peanut: [ogling Daphne] Oooo. Sprechen Sie sexy...
- Harvey Birdman: So you mean to tell me they weren't...
- Guard: [walking through scene] Hi.
- Fred Jones: Nope. They're just stupid.
- [Fred tears off the monster's mask revealign Old Man Bakov]
- Mystery Inc.: Old man Bakov?
- Myron Reducto: [outside the courtroom] Back off! BACK OFF!
- Bakov: Oh, I would have succeeded too... if it had been for those...
- Harvey Birdman: These meddling kids.
- Bakov: No! The damn cotton market! Don't you tell me! All these hip-hop rats, damn lively wool wear for crying out loud! Hip-puz, yes... Uh, wait a minute here. What the hell am I... Nobody wears dungarees anymore. So, I did what any sensible framer would do, I switched crops!
- Harvey Birdman: OH... So, wait a sec. Are you trying to say...
- Bakov: What? SOYBEANS!
- [Harvey approaches Spyro]
- Harvey Birdman: Spyro?
- Spyro: Hmm?
- Harvey Birdman: This seat taken?
- Spyro: Pourquoi?
- Harvey Birdman: No reason. I just had uh... drama question?
- [sits down]
- Spyro: This wouldn't have anything to do with those two poltroons you're representing, would it?
- Harvey Birdman: Now that you mention it...
- Spyro: No deal!
- [gets up]
- Spyro: Good 'morrow!
- Harvey Birdman: Come on, sit down! Let's talk for a minute!
- [Spyro sits back down]
- Harvey Birdman: So, where did you go to school?
- Spyro: Choate.
- [shows flashback of students beating up a young Sypro with baseball bats]
- Spyro: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Harvey Birdman: Good school. Still keep in touch with your pals?
- Spyro: ...Not really.
- Harvey Birdman: And law school?
- Spyro: Yale.
- [shows flashback of students beating up Sypro with baseball bats]
- Spyro: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- [Shaggy and Scooby are driving down the road in the Mystery Machine playing loud music and with smoke emanating from the van. A cop pulls them over]
- Shaggy Rogers: [peeking head out the window as the cop approaches; to a giggling Scooby] Will you be cool, man?
- [We now see the scene from a live-action squad car camera; the footage is captioned]
- Cop: Turn the music off.
- Shaggy Rogers: Sure thing, officer.
- Cop: Where you headed tonight?
- Shaggy Rogers: Like there's this green monster, officer, sneaking around at the old cotton mill, we're headed out there to meet the gang and, like, try to catch it.
- [laughs]
- Cop: A green monster?
- Shaggy Rogers: [laughs] Yeah! A real fattie, man!
- Cop: Uh, you were driving a little erratic back there.
- Scooby-Doo: [over Shaggy laughing] Reah, rokay.
- Cop: Just step out of the van, please.
- Shaggy Rogers: Punch it!
- [the Mystery Machine pulls away quickly. The cop takes his gun and begins firing in that direction]
- [at the prison where Scooby and Shaggy are being held, Harvey and Mystery, Inc. pass by the Jetsons speaking to a nervous and grizzled-looking George Jetson being glass]
- George Jetson: Daddy's gonna be coming home real soon, okay?
- [an overheard conversation used as part of Spyro's prosecution]
- Shaggy Rogers: [heard off-screen] You know, Scoob? Heh! It just dawned on me. "Scooby... doobie... doo!"
- [breaks down into uncontrollable laughter]
- Scooby-Doo: [also heard off-screen] Reah, rokay.