Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)

X, the Exterminator (2003)

Stephen Colbert: Phil Ken Sebben

Quotes 

• Harvey Birdman : You wanted to see me?

  Phil Ken Sebben : Yeah, I need your... help.

  Harvey Birdman : Really?

  Phil Ken Sebben : On my way to work, I hit a guy.

  Harvey Birdman : Oh, that doesn't seem so bad.

  Phil Ken Sebben : Every day this week.

  Harvey Birdman : Oh. Any witnesses?

  Phil Ken Sebben : Some kids.

  Harvey Birdman : Nobody believes kids!

  Phil Ken Sebben : And a nun.

  Harvey Birdman : Nobody believes nuns!

  Phil Ken Sebben : Someone's suing Phil Ken Sebben, dammit!

  Harvey Birdman : I'll take the case!

  Phil Ken Sebben : And if we lose, it's you and me, Birdman, against the world.

  Harvey Birdman : Yes!

  Phil Ken Sebben : Two heavily armed men in a bunker, fighting extradition.