Hawaii Five-O (TV Series)

F.O.B. Honolulu: Part I (1971)

Edward Sheehan: Customs Inspector

Quotes 

• Cpl. Kurtz : [the customs inspector is checking out the Buddha that Cpl. Kurtz has]  It's real old... Fella I bought it from said it was four maybe five hundred years.

  Customs Inspector : I just wouldn't count on that if I were you.

• Chin Ho : [Questioning the customs inspector about Cpl. Kurtz]  Was he carrying anything special?

  Customs Inspector : Just the usual things the boys bring back... Had a souvenir Buddha.

  Chin Ho : Buddha?... It's not on the list of things we found... What kind of Buddha?

  Customs Inspector : Junk... You could get one just like it in any novelty shop from San Francisco to Singapore.