Heartbeat (TV Series)
Forbidden Fruit (1998)
Derek Fowlds: Oscar Blaketon
Quotes
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Gina Ward : It's a competition, win a weekend for two in Paris.
Oscar Blaketon : Paris? What do you want to go to Paris for?
Gina Ward : I really fancy it, wouldn't you?
Oscar Blaketon : [Hisses] No.
Gina Ward : Why not?
Oscar Blaketon : For starters, it's full of Frenchmen.
Gina Ward : Oh, and what's wrong with Frenchmen?
Oscar Blaketon : What's right with them? They wear berets, they eat garlic and they spit all over the floor. Three of the worst habits imaginable.
Gina Ward : I take it you've been then?
Oscar Blaketon : Certainly not. If God intended me to go to France he wouldn't have created the English Channel.