- Lucy Carter: He says he won't give me a raise because I'm careless and incompetent.
- Craig Carter: Well, why don't you just get another job?
- Lucy Carter: Well, that's pretty hard to do when you're careless and incompetent.
- Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter: Lucy? My cockamamie sister-in-law! The Lucretia Borgia of the typists!