- Captain Steiger: [about Schultz] This is your best man?
- Col. Klink: Yes, he is.
- Captain Steiger: Guard him too.
- Col. Klink: No one will commit suicide in Stalag 13 without permission.
- Col. Hogan: Permission in writing, three copies, correct?
- Col. Klink: No, Four copies. One goes to Berlin.