Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
The Big Broadcast (1970)
John Banner: Sgt. Schultz
Quotes
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Col. Klink : That's not funny!
Sgt. Schultz : No, it is not. That's why I stopped laughing.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : The 2-way radio is missing. Where is it?
Sgt. Schultz : This car never had a 2-way radio.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well, it has to, Schultz. That's standard equipment for all staff cars. I mean, how would you contact the commandant if there was trouble in camp while he was away?
Sgt. Schultz : There is never any trouble when *he* is away.