Home Improvement (TV Series)
'Twas the Blight Before Christmas (1993)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
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Quotes
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Jill : The family is always together on Christmas. We hang our stockings together. We talk to relatives on the phone. You have your new saxophone so you can play along while we sing carols and I'm going to make nana's special oyster pecan stuffing.
Tim : [Gagging] Do you suppose there's room for one more skier in that car?
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Al : I remember my first Christmas rebellion: I was so mad. My parents went out and bought an artificial tree. The whole Christmas I refused to sing 'Oh, Tannenbaum'.
Tim : Oh, my. You were a bad, bad Borland.
[to Jill]
Tim : Are you all right?
Al : Yeah I'm okay. It was a long time ago.
Tim : [to Jill] I meant, are YOU okay?
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Tim : All right, you stay in your room. I don't want you sneaking downstairs to watch that Tool Time marathon.
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Tim : Brad, you put Blitzen's light in Rudolph's nose.
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Tim : [singing] Jingle Bells / Shotgun shells / Granny's on the run...
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Tim : That's our favorite Christmas carol. The Little Engine Boy. Vroom, vroom-vroom-vroom, vroom.