Home Improvement (TV Series)

Don't Tell Momma (1994)

Earl Hindman: Wilson Wilson, Jr.

Quotes 

• Tim : Wilson, swallow a pigeon?

  Wilson : No Tim. I'm ululating.

  Tim : I didn't know men could do that.

  Wilson : No, no, no, Tim. Ululating is a Middle Eastern custom expressing joy and sorrow.

  Tim : What are you expressing now?

  Wilson : Sorrow, because I can't ululate.

• Wilson : You know Tim, there's an old folk saying. Obsessions are like fire and water. Good servants, but bad masters. See the point is: do you rule your obsession, or does your obsession rule you?

  [later] 

  Tim : I know I get crazy about cars, you know. My car, your car, anybody's car. But it's, it's like Bad Masterson said. You can't get obsessed the way old people drive through water, if their servants are on fire.