- [Tim has a piece of table glued to his head]
- Jill Taylor: Don't you think you should go to the emergency room?
- Tim Taylor: I was just there. They said I wasn't a priority.
- Jill Taylor: Why, because there was a guy with a whole table stuck to his head?
- [Tim has a piece of table stuck to his head]
- Jill Taylor: Randy, set the table.
- Randy Taylor: Okay. Dad, bend over.
- Jennifer Sudarsky: [requesting an autographed Tool Time photo for her father] Can you make it of Al? He really likes Al.
- Tim Taylor: We all like Al. BRAD, GET DOWN HERE!