Home Improvement (TV Series)
I Was a Teenage Taylor (1996)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
Quotes
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Tim Taylor : When a child puts a severed head, real or otherwise, in an oven, they're not doing that to scare you. They're doing that to reach out. They're saying, "Mom and Dad, I love you. Please, please scare me."
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Jill Taylor : Brad and Randy nearly gave me a heart attack with that disgusting thing.
Tim Taylor : They didn't wait for me?
Jill Taylor : Tim, this isn't funny. They put a rubber tarantula in Mark's underwear and, you know what, they pumped slime through every slat in Wilson's fence.
Tim Taylor : And they didn't wait for me?
