Home Improvement (TV Series)
Losing My Religion (1997)
Dan Aykroyd: Rev. Mike Webber
Quotes
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Tim Taylor : My son has been having a little trouble with your boss.
Rev. Mike Webber : The bishop?
Tim Taylor : No, THE boss.
Rev. Mike Webber : Springsteen?
Tim Taylor : HIS boss.
Rev. Mike Webber : [finally realizing] Oh...
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Tim : I'm having a little trouble with my 15 year old son. He's having a little trouble with your boss.
Rev. Mike Webber : The bishop?
Tim : The Boss.
Rev. Mike Webber : Springsteen?
Tim : His boss.
Rev. Mike Webber : Ah, God. Gotcha.
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Tim : I feel that if I don't try, then the kid may...
Rev. Mike Webber : Wind up on the wrong path?
Tim : It's like he's been crusing along 275 in a great line then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he get's off an exit and there he is on Telegraph.
Rev. Mike Webber : Potholes, permanent construction.
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Tim : I used to race on Telegraph.
Rev. Mike Webber : Yeah, those were some sporting races. I remember one night some kid took this beautiful Chevelle Super Sport, a '67. Man, he just corkscrewed off a turn - the idiot wrecked it!
Tim : I was there. I was there.
Rev. Mike Webber : That was a cherry car. The guy built it; he must have built it, but he couldn't handle it.
Tim : No no, he could handle it. Look, it was a '68, and it was a Nova and the kid did all he c- Let's talk about Randy a minute, can we?