Home Improvement (TV Series)

Losing My Religion (1997)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim Taylor : My son has been having a little trouble with your boss.

  Rev. Mike Webber : The bishop?

  Tim Taylor : No, THE boss.

  Rev. Mike Webber : Springsteen?

  Tim Taylor : HIS boss.

  Rev. Mike Webber : [finally realizing]  Oh...

• Tim : Why not take her some Tool Time tapes?

  Jill : Please, the woman's suffered enough.

• Randy : [about going to church]  A lot of the time I question why I'm there.

  Tim : Well you question all you want to so long as your butt is in that pew.

• Tim : I'm having a little trouble with my 15 year old son. He's having a little trouble with your boss.

  Rev. Mike Webber : The bishop?

  Tim : The Boss.

  Rev. Mike Webber : Springsteen?

  Tim : His boss.

  Rev. Mike Webber : Ah, God. Gotcha.

• Tim : I feel that if I don't try, then the kid may...

  Rev. Mike Webber : Wind up on the wrong path?

  Tim : It's like he's been crusing along 275 in a great line then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he get's off an exit and there he is on Telegraph.

  Rev. Mike Webber : Potholes, permanent construction.

• Tim : I used to race on Telegraph.

  Rev. Mike Webber : Yeah, those were some sporting races. I remember one night some kid took this beautiful Chevelle Super Sport, a '67. Man, he just corkscrewed off a turn - the idiot wrecked it!

  Tim : I was there. I was there.

  Rev. Mike Webber : That was a cherry car. The guy built it; he must have built it, but he couldn't handle it.

  Tim : No no, he could handle it. Look, it was a '68, and it was a Nova and the kid did all he c- Let's talk about Randy a minute, can we?

• Tim : You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.

  Randy : Dad, I'm not going to church.

  Tim : I was talking about Tool Time.

• Tim : Convictions and beliefs. What do they have to do with religion?