- [Robin keeps interrupting the poker game, much to Charlie's annoyance]
- Tim: She's gonna keep interrupting the game if you don't apologize.
- Fred: Hey, never apologize. It's admitting you're wrong. I have never once apologized to any woman.
- Tim: How many times have you been married?
- Fred: Three.
- Tim: Why do you suppose that is?
- Fred: I can't find a woman who understands me.