Home Improvement (TV Series)

Read My Hips (1992)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Randy Taylor

Quotes 

• Jill Taylor : Brad, you're way too young to be thinking about kissing. There's other things you need to think about first, like, um, shaving.

  Brad Taylor : I shaved.

  Randy Taylor : Not a cat, stupid!

• Randy Taylor : [Looking at Brad and Jennifer through the window]  I think Brad and Jennifer are gonna kiss.

  Jill Taylor : [Surprised]  What?

  Randy Taylor : They've been looking at eachother like that for an hour.

  Jill Taylor : I have never seen him stare at anything that long. Maybe I should just glue his history book to her face.