Home Improvement (TV Series)

Read My Hips (1992)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Jill Taylor : Brad, you're way too young to be thinking about kissing. There's other things you need to think about first, like, um, shaving.

  Brad Taylor : I shaved.

  Randy Taylor : Not a cat, stupid!

• Jill Taylor : I wanted to be more subtle, what did you expect me to say? "The kids are gone, I'm home alone, come and take me big daddy"?

  Tim Taylor : Now *that* I understand!

• Randy Taylor : [Looking at Brad and Jennifer through the window]  I think Brad and Jennifer are gonna kiss.

  Jill Taylor : [Surprised]  What?

  Randy Taylor : They've been looking at eachother like that for an hour.

  Jill Taylor : I have never seen him stare at anything that long. Maybe I should just glue his history book to her face.

• Jill Taylor : [Tim is posing as Fred the electrician and tweaking the telephone]  Well Fred, while you're tweaking, maybe I should get us a glass of wine?

  Tim Taylor : Do you usually talk to repairmen like this?