Home Improvement (TV Series)

Read My Hips (1992)

Zachery Ty Bryan: Brad Taylor

Quotes 

• Jill Taylor : Brad, you're way too young to be thinking about kissing. There's other things you need to think about first, like, um, shaving.

  Brad Taylor : I shaved.

  Randy Taylor : Not a cat, stupid!

• Brad Taylor : When you and mom kiss, do you ever bump noses?

  Tim Taylor : Are you kidding? We got the tilt thing down. When you kiss a woman, you gotta lean to one side, she's gotta go to the other side, so you don't mash noses.

  [Ponders briefly] 

  Tim Taylor : Unless you could find a woman whose nose is big enough so you could fit right into it!