Home Improvement (TV Series)

Read My Hips (1992)

Richard Karn: Al Borland

Quotes 

• Tim Taylor : After all Al, a safe workplace is a happy workplace, right?

  Al Borland : I wouldn't know Tim.

• Al Borland : Tim, rivet accidents are no laughing matter.

  Tim Taylor : And neither are you, Al.

• Tim Taylor : [Whilst holding a flame thrower]  Al, wanna hold that letter up for me?

  Al Borland : [Dryly]  I don't think so, Tim.

• Tim Taylor : [Demonstrating some safety goggles that Al is wearing]  These goggles are specially coated to reduce glare and prevent scratching.

  Al Borland : And they're vented for your added comfort.

  Tim Taylor : And so is Al!