Home Improvement (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (1997)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim Taylor : [Heidi uses a fire extinguisher to put out a fire on the set]  Thank you, Heidi, thank you. I think it's done. Well I guess that finishes up the cooking portion of our Salute to a Man's Thanksgiving. And a point to ponder, when you baste the turkey in cognac, you want to keep the bird away from an open flame.

  Al Borland : Otherwise, your Butterball will become a fireball.

• Ted : Wait till you see our control room. That's where we operate all of the Silverdome's lights and our 2000 toilets.

  Tim Taylor : 2000 toilets? Is there a button you can press to flush them all at once?

  Ted : No, but I'll bring it up at the next board meeting. You're a thinker, I like that.

• Tim Taylor : Rodney Dangerfield, I'm Tim Taylor, I'm her husband. Good to meet you.

  Rodney Dangerfield : Oh yeah, you're the knucklehead who screwed up the lights, huh?