Home Improvement (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (1997)

Tom Poston: Ted

Quotes 

• Ted : Wait till you see our control room. That's where we operate all of the Silverdome's lights and our 2000 toilets.

  Tim Taylor : 2000 toilets? Is there a button you can press to flush them all at once?

  Ted : No, but I'll bring it up at the next board meeting. You're a thinker, I like that.