- Tim Taylor: [Heidi uses a fire extinguisher to put out a fire on the set] Thank you, Heidi, thank you. I think it's done. Well I guess that finishes up the cooking portion of our Salute to a Man's Thanksgiving. And a point to ponder, when you baste the turkey in cognac, you want to keep the bird away from an open flame.
- Al Borland: Otherwise, your Butterball will become a fireball.
- Ted: Wait till you see our control room. That's where we operate all of the Silverdome's lights and our 2000 toilets.
- Tim Taylor: 2000 toilets? Is there a button you can press to flush them all at once?
- Ted: No, but I'll bring it up at the next board meeting. You're a thinker, I like that.
- Tim Taylor: Rodney Dangerfield, I'm Tim Taylor, I'm her husband. Good to meet you.
- Rodney Dangerfield: Oh yeah, you're the knucklehead who screwed up the lights, huh?
- Rodney Dangerfield: Here honey.
- [hands money to Heidi]
- Rodney Dangerfield: Buy the rest of that dress, will ya?
- Jill Taylor: I thought maybe I'd get up early and try out some new recipes.
- Wilson Wilson, Jr.: Why new recipes?
- Jill Taylor: Everybody hates my cooking so much, I thought I might as well make it interesting for me.