Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Naked Truth (1995)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

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Quotes 

• Tim Taylor : I don't even remember what she looked like.

  Jill Taylor : Yeah, right.

  Tim Taylor : Well, that's my story and I'm sticking with it!

• Jill : You're not going to push him onto a red anthill, are you?

  Tim : Honey, I think I've outgrown that.

  Jill : How about the atomic wedgies?

  Tim : Way too old for that.

  Jill : What about the fake vomit in the shoes?

  Tim : Never too old for that.

• Marty Taylor : I'm off to the job interview; wish me luck.

  Tim Taylor : You don't need luck; you're a Taylor.

  Jill Taylor : That's right; you need directions.

• Tim Taylor : It was like the first time that guy Buddha sold his first naked cheese.

  Jill Taylor : How can you feel anything but pity for a man like this?