Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Route of All Evil (1995)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : Hey, Randy, want to have a taste of what we're having for dinner?

  Randy : I'm not really hungry.

  Tim : Marie made it.

  Randy : I'm starving.

• [Tim has framed Brad's first paycheck] 

  Brad Taylor : How am I supposed to cash it?

  [with realization, Tim picks at a laminated corner] 

  Tim : You make an interesting point.

• Jill : Hey, Tim, dinner's ready.

  Tim : I'm not really that hungry.

  Jill : I didn't cook it.

  Tim : I am famished.

• Wilson : Tim, it's not unusual for a father to want his sons to succeed. You know I'm reminded of what Wally Schirra, the astronaut, said, 'You don't raise heroes, you raise sons, but if you treat them as sons, they'll turn out to be heroes, even if it's just in your own eyes'.

  Tim : [later]  I'm reminded of what the great astronaut Wally Cleaver said. You can't expect your son to do his homework and eat a foot long hero without Prussian dressing.