- Jill Taylor: [on the phone] Hi Mrs. Wullitt. He did what? Oh I am so sorry! Yeah, send him over to apologize, it will not happen again. Thanks
- [Jill hangs up while Randy has crept out of the room, Jill opens the door in fury]
- Jill Taylor: RANDALL WILLIAM TAYLOR! Get in here right now I need to talk to you!
- Tim Taylor: Ooh, middle name. He's in trouble!
- Jill: Are you afraid big bad Bob will make you look foolish?
- Tim Taylor: Better men than him have made me look foolish.
- Al Borland: [Bob Vila is about to install a light switch] Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
- Tim Taylor: That goes without saying, Al.
- Al Borland: Well now that we've said it, have you done it?
- Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
- Tim Taylor: Oh, you're the guest, go on, go on.
- Bob Vila: Al, would you do this, please?
- Al Borland: I don't think so, Bob.