- Tim Taylor: You've got so much to lose. What about your soccer scholarship?
- Jill Taylor: And the trust of a family who loves you.
- Brad Taylor: Yeah, I don't want to lose my soccer scholarship...Or the other thing.
- Jill Taylor: You remember when the worst problem we had with Brad was toilet training?
- Tim Taylor: Hmm, makes sense. Couldn't get him on the pot and now we're trying to get him off the pot.
- Tim Taylor: It's going to be a long winter, Al's mom saw her shadow.
- [to Al]
- Tim Taylor: Are we certain, 'cause she can't see her feet at this point, can she?